gloom cow

A fat, repellant, female goth.

Check out that gloom cow! Man, fat death is some scary shit!

by Dr. Badwrench June 24, 2006

gloom

Some mod that was, is and ever will be owned by {GZ}

{GZ} wins

by PeSTiCiDE August 14, 2003

gloom rock

A band that is still rock and roll but sounds haunting, dark, cryptic, melancholy.

you know of any cool 'gloom rock' bands?
ya! try 'Interpol' 'She Wants Revenge' or 'Editors'

by PoisonChef August 16, 2006

Gloom Monger

Fear peddling sad sack hell bent on scaring the bejesus out of all insundry with grim warnings of near future events.

Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.

Gloom Monger There's a tropical low sitting a million miles away that might turn in to a cyclone and make its way the million miles to us and kill everyone.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.

by miniGMgoit February 20, 2011

gloom merchant

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.

Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.

by FartButt January 24, 2014

Gloom Metal

A rare strand of Metal music (Genre) characterised by muted irregular drum beats, lead bass guitar in a downbeat style with an accompanying echoic low volume guitar, generating an ambience of potent despair. Generally includes throaty/nasal vocals of a gloomy persuasion.
Live performances are largely of low amplification in venues of poor acoustic tombre.
Fanbase tend to be reclusive and tend to go out on overcast days and evenings.
Popular bands include Spousa Lid, Rainy Day and Pension Collection.

Jayms:"Do you like Gloom Metal?"
James:"Yes, i am partial to its lumbering ambience."
Disco Steve:"No, I prefer Disco."

by Jayms/James/Disco Steve October 22, 2008

ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...

"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 13, 2005