glockenspiel

a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water

The glockenspiel ran across the road.

by Zack Franceschi July 24, 2004

Glockenspiel

- A German Instrument (bell-play)

- An Insult
- The Tip Of A Mans Penis

- Person: did you know Hans can play a Glockenspiel
Person 2: "wow thats awesome!"

- Person: "god damn it Andy you fucking Glockenspiel"

- Person: "Hey baby wanna come back to mine and play with my Glockenspiel"

by PhraseMakerDrugTaker December 2, 2017

Glockenspiel

A pistol that has a revolving cylinder in it

Homie just got a. Glockenspiel that’s some fire shit nigga!

by YuOfTheNight October 29, 2019

glockenspielie

When something just has too much glockenspiel

Man that shits glockenspielie

by Sewy slice February 12, 2021

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021