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just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.
Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!
by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011
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Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.
"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"
by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014
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goating

On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!

Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!

He's been laying low since the last goating.

This idiot has been goated 3 times.

Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
by DjangoFett January 11, 2014
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Gloaming

A word used, mainly in the musical Brigadoon, to mean twilight or dusk.
"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon
by Cricket Brody August 7, 2008
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Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.
Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table
by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018
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Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.
Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.
by thecumdown September 5, 2012
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