glitchingidi0t

my whore partner
very cool on tiktok but ur a bottom

woah is that glitchingidi0t😲🎊
yea that’s my whore husband

by hebryyyyyy May 8, 2022

Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

head glitching

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas May 8, 2018

game glitchin'

freezing or hesitating in time of action

"Yea you remember buddy who was talking shit on the book, i pult up on his ass and had his ass game glitchin' hard as hell"

by Lil des August 16, 2017

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

by Camzeck September 24, 2009