gaines

Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum.

One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life.

One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves).

An all together sobering person.

Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it.

John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.

by Shaun Parker February 1, 2008

gainesville

The home of the University of Florida Gators and possibly the tightest place on earth. Home to over 80,000 college students, its needless to that binge drinking is rampant and that weed is smoked by the acre. Its always sunny and the people are attractive. The best time to visit Gainesville is right after a football victory (preferably a national championship) during which everyone is intoxicated and inhibitions are at an all time low. Gainesville has also been referred to as G-ville, Gainesvegas, and Titletown.

Diddy: Dog, I feel like getting drunk and smashing some hot tail.
Keiron: Big shocker,Wanna ride to Gainesville ?
Diddy: Not drivin'!
Keiron: Fuck, lets go.

by This is fucking frustrating May 6, 2007

glidesloping

Drinking later in the day slowly to prevent a hangover from day-time drunking.

Dude, we have to glidesloping or we will have a hell of a hangover!

by Bar-Keep April 23, 2018

chris gaines

Garth Brooks in a wig

Sgt: Just for that Griffin you have to listen to a track from this Chris Gaines album.

Brian: This is so stupid it's just Garth Brooks in a wig

Sgt: That's it the whole album plus the bonus track!

Stewie: Oh and it's a ballad

by Kandi Klover October 16, 2013

Gliese 581 G

The only planet we know of outside of Earth that is is the habitable or 'goldilocks' zone, which means that if atmospheric and surface conditions are good enough, there's a good chance we've found aliens.

Nerd: Dude, have you heard of Gliese 581 G?

Neurotypical: No. No I haven't.

by fishtacodelux February 28, 2011

Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

by dalizardman May 16, 2014

Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007