globber

Short for Globbermonster. A very large mishaped person.

Bret is a globber because he is 7 ft. tall and weighs 400 lbs, and lies alot.

by el poopino October 14, 2003

Compton Globber

Spreading the anus with both hands, before spitting a big ass loogie into the asshole, then closing it up. Dont be afraid to give them a good old slap on the ass afterwards either

Dude! I gave Cindy the Compton Globber last night!
Sweeeeeeeeet

by J2DaShizzo March 1, 2015

Globber

Someone who whilst they are pregnant, likes to lick the globby discharge from their panties.

Globber: "Oh once when I was pregnant, I had this clear globby discharge leaking out of my gash. So I decided to lick it!" Stunned Person: "Ewww! WTF YOU SICK BITCH? What did it taste like?" Globber: Like piss and baby shit"

by Globster January 27, 2009

Globber

One who globs huge spoonfuls of peanut butter into one's mouth as a snack, a meal, or a brief antidote for life's anxieties.

Is she into cooking?

Nah, she's a globber.

by fritz_lapook September 28, 2009

Globber

An individual, who as part of a larger group, will occupy the majority of a sidewalk's width preventing other individuals from passing by. This person is typically moving at a slow pace while engaged in pointless conversation with others who share the same lack of cognizance.

Hey, sorry for the delay. The block was lined with globbers and I just couldn't get around them.

by CCM MCC August 20, 2013

Globber

To get frustrated and lose skills due to frustration.

If you keep overworking yourself you'll get globbered up.

by eepaeepaeepa May 2, 2023

GLOBBER SHLOBBER

When a human is really good at sucking.
A Compliment.

Damn, she got that Globber Shlobber.
She gave me that Globber Shlobber last night.

by Rawsco NevvaSofft July 28, 2023