When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.
Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011
Get the Gloving it mug."Dude that guy over there is such a glenner, he always argues about everything and is soooo annoying! I would call him a full blown glening person in general!
by ExplainableExplanations February 20, 2015
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by Pig Boy Dalton May 30, 2021
Get the Glexing mug.by reverted March 7, 2007
Get the gleeing mug.The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.
Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018
Get the Gloving mug.Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
Get the gloving mug.The act of fingering ones own anus. Used predominantly as an insult. Rubber Glovin' is taboo in most Western civilisations.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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