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A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.
Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.
Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.
Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.
Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.
Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.
Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.
Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
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by Shemshawn June 22, 2016
Get the Glam mom mug.An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
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Get the Gaum mug.Glam metal, also known as hair metal, is a metal sub-genre that gained popularity in the late 70's and early 80's. Influenced by 70's glam rock, shock rock, and hard rock bands like sweet, KISS, ac/dc, aerosmith, slade, david bowie, alice cooper, etc... Glam metal style included teased-up hair, leather, accessories, etc... The music included distorted guitar riffs, sing-a-long anthems, hard-hitting drums, and guitar solos, etc... The glam metal style was more about the lifestyle than the music even though the music played a HUGE part of it. It all started on the LA sunset strip.. Dave Mustaine of Megadeth and formerly of Metallica used to say glam stood for "Gay LA Metal". It was very popular throughout the late 70's, the 80's, and very briefly in the early 90's.. The 90's hit glam metal like a freight train.. Nirvana's "Nevermind" album hit big along with other grunge bands Pearl jam, alice in chains, etc.. The glam metal genre was unpopular in the early 90's through the mid 90's until around 1997 some hair bands got back together and the genre was popular again.. Since '97 glam metal has remained underground, but still has a lot of great glam metal bands today.
Some popular 80's Hair bands include: Motley Crue, KISS, Poison, Def Leppard, Guns N Roses, Scorpions, Ratt, Twisted Sister, Dokken, Quiet Riot, Bon Jovi, Whitesnake, Cinderella, Skid Row, Van Halen, Tesla, Stryper, Warrant, LA Guns, Night Ranger, Nitro, Great White, etc...
Some new glam metal bands include: Crashdiet, Dirty Penny, Steel Panther, Hardcore Superstar, etc.....
Some new glam metal bands include: Crashdiet, Dirty Penny, Steel Panther, Hardcore Superstar, etc.....
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