glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

Glamping

Glamour + Camping
It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!

Yuppies think that their hotel resort next to the woods with their room in a yurt qualifies as 'glamping'.

by Virilitas May 10, 2018

graphing

sex. This can be interpreted in many aspects of life including the bedroom, math class, science class, or anything that includes graphing. (courtesy of Dr. Parker)

"Graphing is fun when you know how to do it."

"Graphing requires flexibility of the mind and body."

"I want you to go home and practice graphing."

"Didn't anyone teach you how to graph when you were younger?"

by Browniezz October 9, 2009

Glamping Attire

When swanky people dress up for a fun night on the town.

Glamping attire requires, for example, a perfect pair of jeans and killer heels.

by campergirl December 14, 2012

Glamping

A term used when two men or humans with the male genitalia run toward each other naked with erect members. It is relatable to jousting but without horses or clothes and armor.

Hey, Randy do you want to go "glamping" this weekend?

by Jack Henry September 19, 2019

glamping

Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

No stinky sleeping bags on the hard ground and freeze dried food for me. If its not a Glamping trip, count me out.

by MapleLeafHRM March 18, 2009

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020