guntastic

Derived from the word gunt, the term is pronounced gunt-tastic rather then gun-tastic. And it means fucking awesome!!

That party was a guntastic time!

by guntstar March 27, 2005

Guntable

The gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one's own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.

Q. Zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from Jim using only the power of your oral suction?A. I sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn't budge. It truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest I have ever seen.

by blue egg October 16, 2013

Gintautė

She is the most interesting and funniest person you will meet. She is the most fun person to ever talk to. You will enjoy your time talking to her and she will too. But she is also a clown so

npc_Dude_1: Hey who is that cool girl over there?
npc_Dude_2: Thats Gintautė

by SpringyIsHere July 2, 2020

güntar

A descriptive word for a very tall, slightly overweight but not fat person who barrels around everywhere they go and generally come across as this massive thing of a person. Specifically one dresses unflatteringly, ie. a güntar girl who wears bad make-up and has her belly sticking out of her shirt. Originated in the Copper Country of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

eg. Brigitte Nielsen

"Oh my God, Jen, look at her!"
"Ugh, she is such a güntar!"

by michiruwater March 14, 2008

guntal juice

noun. refers to the sweat beads and/or general perspiration on a fat woman's gunt. Salty in taste, and pungent in odour, these pits of moisture are neither desirable or attractive. commonly found on obese women on a humid day. Not to be confused with cuntal juice

A : "fuck man, that fat bitch's stomach is shining in my eyes"

B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"

by Myea September 8, 2005

guntar

a person who is a pussy, or a poseur

"that guntar wont hit any jumps"
"look at that guntar try to skate"

by luke December 2, 2003

guntard

An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.

The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013