by greendavison0811 August 20, 2011
Get the girthed it down mug.The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).
Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
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Girty
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by Girth University February 18, 2018
Get the Girth University mug.1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near.
2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.
2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.
Every time he walks by, I feel a girthqake.
The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
by Brandoonline May 5, 2011
Get the girthquake mug.When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
by Running out of patience December 9, 2008
Get the buttered theatre girth mug.Not similar to normal laps around the track. No, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.
Simmons: Just for talking back, you can't do girly laps.
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!
by can't think of a witty pseudo June 24, 2012
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Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020
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