Giolando

"Giolando" is a last name that means "positive luck"
Anyone with the last name "Giolando" will attract positive luck. Works the same way the holy corpse from 'Steel Ball Run' does.

disclaimer: must be Gerard Giolando or a descendant of Gerard Giolando

by g. giolando May 6, 2022

The Garland

The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over

dat bitch loves him so much the garlands herself

by natezilla66 February 25, 2011

North garland

The nations school for fuckboys and thots. Good luck finding a serious relationship

Good luck finding a relationship at north garland

by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

Girl and Boy

The cutest fucking couple you'll ever meet. They are both to pussy to ask each other out so they hug like ALL the time but get nowhere. OMG I FUCKING WANT TO BE THEM.

**They r not real people just names for someone else**

Holly- Hey Ned **hugs**
Ned- Hey Holly **hugs back**
Me- Nawwwwwww
I love girl and boy

by MotoMotoLikesYou♡♡ March 25, 2019

girlancee

Noun. A girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. This girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of vaginal delight. She provides you with all of the hardships associated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. Once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.

"Hey, where is our roommate Calvin?" roommate 1. "Oh, he is at his girlancee's house," roommate 2. "Poor guy," roommate 1.

by 1410 December 23, 2011