gingervitis

Having pale skin, thousands of freckles and a giant red beard.

Takuku: "man, lyzol has a serious case of gingervitis"

Cougar: "No doubt homey, that bitch would burn under candle light".

by blues alcohol problem October 30, 2006

gingervitis

A non-ginger who has the unfortunate ability to attract specimen of the ginger type.
symptoms include: being attracted to/dating gingers or having gingers be attracted to you

"That girl only dates gingers."
"Yeah, she has a serious case of the gingervitis."

by Margaret of Portugal October 22, 2009

Gingervitis

A disease that is dangerous to children. Characteristics are red hair, pasty white skin color, and freckles. Also considered as a whore in College Station that harms her children and beats them like cotton field slaves. Poor kids look like Jerry's Kids.

Laura's children consider her to be gingervitis because of her brutal beatings that she lays down upon them.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

Gingervitis

When you go down on a ginger with a bush and you get the pubes stuck in your teeth

"While drinking voraciously, I went down on the ginger from the bar and came up with gingervitis."

by Chip3127 May 17, 2019

Gingervitis

Clinical term for when a ginger kid (predictably) gets diagnosed with skin cancer

Hey man, what did the dermatologist say about that crazy mole?
It's gingervitis.
Fuck.

by BigDood79 June 2, 2019

cure for gingervitis

there is no cure. research is still being done. to go further into investigation, we must know how to kill that which has no soul

Paul: "There is no cure for gingervitis because gingers have no soul."

by el beavo January 27, 2008

Gineevitis

A terrible mouth affliction contracted by orally pleasuring the "wrong" type of girl. Symptoms many include, lip and mouth blistering, swollen tongue. lost of taste, bleeding gums and prolonged impotence. Most after experiencing a severe bout of Gineevitis will never be able to preform cunnilingus and maintain an erection simultaneously. Flash backs are commonplace. Most medical professionals agree Gineevitis is traumatizing and similar to PTSD.

Billy just came back the epidemiologist. Becky gave him Gineevitis. The doc said he will never be the same.

by popabigballz November 22, 2011