gingervitis

the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger

I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis

by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010

gingervitis

A deadly disease often caught from "gingers" red heads/carrot tops highly contagious. Symptoms include pale skin, freckles, addiction to halo, puffy eyes, sudden hatred of peanut butter and red hair.

I hear Benny got a severe case of Gingervitis...Poor Shmuck.

by Johnny Waldo December 22, 2007

gingervitis

Having pale skin, thousands of freckles and a giant red beard.

Takuku: "man, lyzol has a serious case of gingervitis"

Cougar: "No doubt homey, that bitch would burn under candle light".

by blues alcohol problem October 30, 2006

gingervitis

A non-ginger who has the unfortunate ability to attract specimen of the ginger type.
symptoms include: being attracted to/dating gingers or having gingers be attracted to you

"That girl only dates gingers."
"Yeah, she has a serious case of the gingervitis."

by Margaret of Portugal October 22, 2009

cure for gingervitis

there is no cure. research is still being done. to go further into investigation, we must know how to kill that which has no soul

Paul: "There is no cure for gingervitis because gingers have no soul."

by el beavo January 27, 2008

Gingervitis

Clinical term for when a ginger kid (predictably) gets diagnosed with skin cancer

Hey man, what did the dermatologist say about that crazy mole?
It's gingervitis.
Fuck.

by BigDood79 June 2, 2019

Gingervitis

When you go down on a ginger with a bush and you get the pubes stuck in your teeth

"While drinking voraciously, I went down on the ginger from the bar and came up with gingervitis."

by Chip3127 May 17, 2019