Missfire Ghoster

When you thought had to poo, you farted and nothing came out.

Man I was just in the bathroom and I had a Missfire Ghoster. So sweet! Didn't have to wipe!

by Homer Tomacco May 12, 2010

A miserable son of a ghoster

Mr Little's way of saying "son of a bitch" in a public school

You are a miserable son of a ghoster

by Doctor Frankenstein November 14, 2010

Professional Ghoster

someone who is a pro at ghosting

Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 11, 2020

Ghoster

When you wipe your asshole after taking a shit and there's nothing.

Everytime I wipe my ass and it's a ghoster, it feels like I've done something right

by UltimateDoge January 16, 2025

Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

by Rappin James February 3, 2023

Ghoster

Someone who continuously ghosts you.

Hey Ghoster, how are you doing?

by azyzdon August 7, 2023

Ghoster

Someone who regularly disappears whilst messaging. May see messages then not reply.

Kyle- Isn't Olivia such a ghoster we are always left alone. Thomas- Yea you know If she didn't do this and actually talked to me then I may like her.

by Thomas Mccambley April 19, 2020