When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
by Gher Kin November 04, 2009
Used to describe someone who is unaware how much inconvenience they are causing to other people.
Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
by Winoforever September 04, 2019
by Pinkoid the Clown June 05, 2009
Borris Johnson is a gherkin
by zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhz June 26, 2009
A euphamism for masturbation.
by the pope June 11, 2004
A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
by Grandmaster D August 18, 2004