A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.
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Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"
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Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)
Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...
Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
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This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
by Street kid February 12, 2017
Get the Gherkin Suprise mug.The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. The Newdle is a narrow, ribbon like strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water. The hybrid Gherkin Newdle, is most commonly known as Jeabba but is also and most commonly referred to as Jeanna.
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His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.
His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine
His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine
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