Ghandi Speed

slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace

Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!

by T-MO myspace.com/tmosolclique October 4, 2008

ghastinating

A portmanteau of "ghastly" and "fascinating." While the definition is self-explanatory, I'll provide an example:

I thought this up trying to recall a scene when I was immersed in nature. Sitting perfectly still near my pond for a long time, I saw a snake catch a frog. The frog continued to scream while the snake swallowed it. Even though I felt completely appalled and filled with a mad urge to somehow rescue the poor frog, I was still totally engrossed in the scene and felt, somehow, privileged to be a part of it. The experience was totally ghastinating.

by straue75 July 7, 2010

ghandicus

The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.

When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.

After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.

by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020

ghanta

ghanta is an exclamation to express one's disagreement,disgust,anger,almost anything.
it can be used as a subsitute for balls,shit etc.
it signifies much more force than the above mentioned words.

1)harry:man you must have cracked the math test?
handa:ghanta!!

2)harry:the prof wants the project report by tommorrow
handa:ghanta!!

by Sankalp September 22, 2005

ghandi

a common misspelling of the name "Gandhi"

Ghandi should be Gandhi.

by confuseddesi April 6, 2007

Ghandi's Flip Flop

The dry mouth after affect of a night on the beer

Ive got amouth like ghandi's flip flop mate

by beefburglar June 11, 2004

Ghandi

The way that idiots spell "Gandhi," the name of the important Indian civil rights leader.

Have you seen the awesome Ghandi quote in my facebook profile?!

by benuski June 9, 2010