Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.
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When a man pulls his dick out after sex and it proceeds to flop to the ground due to the shear gurth and weight. This action proceeds to cause an earthquake unlike any other and will always leave the women, or man, speechless
Dood, last night after smashing I removed my ding-a-ling and proceeded to cause biggest Gurthquake I’ve ever done!
by CrisPBacon December 11, 2021
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Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear they’re doing strip poker.
Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣
MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.
SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.
Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣
MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.
SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.
by Stoney69 July 29, 2022
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by Skvmfvkk February 11, 2019
Get the The Girthquake mug.A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.
by mightysooner May 23, 2006
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Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
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