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Girthquake

A phenomenon that occurs when an obese person experiences an epileptic seizure.
Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.
by Archmageous November 12, 2018
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Girthquake

The shuddering in bed that keeps you awake because your man is jerkin' his gherkin
"I'm bloody knackered today, I barely got any sleep because he caused a 30 minute girthquake last night"
by Girthinator June 27, 2021
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Gurthquake

When a man pulls his dick out after sex and it proceeds to flop to the ground due to the shear gurth and weight. This action proceeds to cause an earthquake unlike any other and will always leave the women, or man, speechless
Dood, last night after smashing I removed my ding-a-ling and proceeded to cause biggest Gurthquake I’ve ever done!
by CrisPBacon December 11, 2021
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Girthquake

When you pounding a girl so hard with your girthy salami stick, that it causes cracks in her snatch region. In rare cases, the aftercocks can be so powerful, that they cause a rectal prolapse. ER trips are strongly recommended if this occurs, but only skanks and weenie hut JR. members actually go to the ER.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear they’re doing strip poker.

Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣

MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.

SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.
by Stoney69 July 29, 2022
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The Girthquake

When your dick is wider than the length and after you finish having sex the vagina is the perfect width to insert a coke can.
My vagina was so tight until Kev fucked me with The Girthquake..
by Skvmfvkk February 11, 2019
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Girthquake

A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.
Hold on dude here she comes! It's a GIRTHQUAKE! {{{SHAAAAAAKE!}}}
by mightysooner May 23, 2006
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Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together
Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
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