gerrit

The act of joining a group of people (in the street or at a party) and position yourself within the group in such a way that someone has to stare at your back and you thereby exclude this person from any conversation.

This act is mostly performed by potheads and slightly autistic- or socially inert people.

Dude! Go stand somewhere else you're totally gerritting me!

Look at that girl, she's totally gerritting the other guy. I guess she didn't like it that he couldn't hold his bart..

person 1: What did Kay say about it?
person 2: I dont know, I was unable to finish my story 'cause Florian totally gerritted me with his fat body and started telling Bart about his poop in the fridge..
person 1: Lame...

by barting fag with a huge jort October 27, 2010

gerrymandate

Where a political party proclaims a mandate after clearly losing an election, because by the use of gerrymandering they managed to retain control of the House of Representatives. When if anything near a reasonable redistricting system would of been in place, they would of easily of lost that control.

In the 2012 Presidential election, Republicans maintained control of the House of Representatives even though they lost states like Ohio and got less of the congressional votes. However, because of abusive gerrymandering in Ohio, they ended up with 12 of the 16 congressional seats available in the state. When afterwards they claimed to have their own "mandate" from the voters, they only really had a gerrymandate, because they actually got less votes in the House of Representatives than the Democrats did and kept control by gaming the system, not because it was the will of the voters.

by Hauntedsoup November 9, 2012

gerrymandering

Splitting the voting population in favor of the group in power by any means necessary, such as specifically targeted advertising, redrawing district lines, teaching specific politics in schools, or violence.

It was gerrymandering when the Catholic highschool took the children to a Bush rally.

by Slippy P Funk Yo D Fird September 14, 2004

Gerrit

A very cool name attached to an even cooler person. A type of person usually found at a hippie hostel while traveling around the world, surrounded by tons of girls drooling over him. They typically study something impressive and humanitarianly oriented, like Medicine, and they live abroad pursuing their dream. Gerrits are sexy heartbreakers, so attractive and manly they will melt your panties. But they are so much more than just hotties, they are incredibly smart and profound, committed to the world and the people they choose to be in their lives. They are honest, ambitious, open-minded and have great ethics. They are eager to try new things, explore, grow and improve themselves. They are amazingly loyal friends, always there for you before you even ask for it, and just fun to be around. Romantically, they will simply rock your world. They are rare to find and hard to catch so lock them down while you can! In general, they are the kind of people that just change your life for good.

Anna: Were you at that dnb festival last weekend?
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!

by Tera21 December 9, 2016

Nathan Rex Gerratt

No words can describe how incredible Nathan is. If you ever met someone with the name Nathan Rex Gerratt you are extremely lucky and if you are his girl you are the luckiest person in the world. SO sweet, kind, caring, and loving! An angel sent directly from heaven. A guardian angel, that will protect you from anything and makes you feel so safe and comforted when you are around him. Nathan Rex Gerratt cares so much about his friends and would do anything to help or make things better for anyone he loves. The best friend you could ever have!! Nathan Rex Gerratt is so understanding, no matter how bad of or wrong of a thing you've done. He will tell you it's ok and make everything better and do anything in his ability to make you happy again. Just so kind, sweet, loving, and caring Nathan is. A Nathan Rex Gerratt gives the best hugs!! You feel so protected and safe and warm it is impossible to ever want to leave, and always want more. Just at the end of the day when you meet this guy by the name of Nathan Rex Gerratt just know that even though he is the most kind, caring, sweet, man that he is a softy and could always use a hug too. A guy that has that fiery red hair, adorable freckles, brightest smile, and the cutest, sexiest, most handsome guy ever!! That would be my Nathan Rex Gerratt.

I'm so lucky to be Nathan Rex Gerratt's girl!!! :) :)

by Nabigail06 December 27, 2020

gerry helmet

the gland on the tip of ones penis. named due to its uncanny resemblence to german soldiers helmets during the first and second world wars. can give great pleasure when rubbed.

have you seen the state of craig smiths cheesy gerry helmet??? he should see a docter about that shit!

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Gerry

the kind of guy that can just say fuck it and actually not give a fuck he is also known to have a big dick and although he in times he can be considered a man whore he can stay commited to the one he loves

You never know whether to trust a gerry but you cant help but love em.

by underbottom February 5, 2010