1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
by Steven January 14, 2004
Get the Gerkmug. To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
by #truth101 May 9, 2017
Get the Gerkedmug. slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014
Get the Gerkingmug. by coreyb March 23, 2005
Get the Gerkingmug. Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.
Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."
Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."
Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
by amandapants September 16, 2009
Get the gerkmug. 
by Mode & Burl July 7, 2010
Get the The Gerkmug.