Gerecat (noun) Any of a variety of small woodland creatures used as a sexual stimulant. A gerecat may also be used as an organic means of collecting information when used by a 'pro' money collector. Examples include: vole; mole; gerbil; chipmonk; weevil. And on rare occasions, squirrel. The term is derived from the American film star of the 1980's, Richard Gere, who it was reported to have had to go to an emergency room tohave a small woodland creature that was wrapped in tape and declawwed, removed from his anus.
Major Minor- Colonel Lingus got that bastard to sell out Isis, after he shoved a gerecat up his ass!
Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.
Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.
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