Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.

me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021

Gerbil Pig

A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)

Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.

Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!

by JChappy2 July 12, 2014

A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.

Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"

by Wolfany May 17, 2017

gerbster

An animal that is 50% gerbil and 50% hamster, ie, the child of 1 purebred gerbil and 1 purebred hamster.

Pet Store Customer: That's a nice looking Germster you have there.

Pet Store Employee: No, this is a Gerbster; she's only one-half hamster. A Germster has a Gerbster father and a Hamster mother.

by Gene Splicer May 25, 2006

Garbitch

1. A girl who is often arrogant and ignorant, and who nobody likes.

2. A girl who acts bitchy all the time

3. A girl with no use other than to have intercourse with (i.e. a hooker)

1/2. That girl at school is so full of herself! She's such a garbitch!

3. That garbitch was really ugly, but the sex was worth it.

by Matt Abdul Jabar October 15, 2009

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Really, really hot and sweaty.

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

by ibbjamin June 22, 2007