Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018

Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.

Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.

by MEECHER May 14, 2014

geoffrey

This creature has black and ginger hair and resembles a hamster.
Yeah he's quite long in the upwards direction.

Oh look at that geoffrey!

by Smurf LOL January 15, 2008

Geoffrey

A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.

Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy

by Mogalbear May 22, 2016

Geoffrey

A nice understanding person who isn't a gigantic eye-sore. He plays basketball and is really loyal to his girl. And yeah

me: Maur is so nice he should be a Geoffrey instead

by felix's wife May 11, 2018

geoffrey

people who think they’re better than everyone so they plomp extra letters on their name.

they’re also the btec version of jeffery

geoffrey is jeffrey

by moonslayer2005 February 21, 2020

Geoffrey

Geoffrey is the best guy you'll ever meet, he's funny and smart. He's caring and makes a brilliant dad!

Geoffrey is amazing!!!!!!

by The Lexicographer November 11, 2020