generous jew

A generous Jew is an oxymoron. No such thing can exist and if such a thing did happen to exist, the universe would implode upon itself. There fore it is the government's job to make sure this never happens by eliminating all Jews that show signs of generosity.

Hey look it's a generous Jew. Well shit there goes the universe.

by #420blazin/360 no scope September 6, 2016

Generous halvsies

When pouring a drink (generally shots), and the consumer of the said drink doesn't want a full shot, but a little more than half, he or she would ask for generous halvises.

"Don't give me a full shot, just give me half!"
"Bitch, you're taking a generous halvsies shot!"

by jmo1989 March 6, 2010

Generoused

To be inspired by generosity.

Thank you for such a big meal before my journey. I'm feeling pretty generoused now.

by 1MT November 19, 2020

Sexually Generous

When you have sex with a lot of people without payment however you still have standards.

I’m not a whore, I’m just sexually generous.

by Junes1978 May 10, 2021

generous nigga

an oxymoron. niggers are never generous because they are very concerned with the fact that they have been "disenfranchised" by the white man.

person 1: wow that dude is one generous nigga
person 2: lol thats like saying he is a generous jew.

by niggalova1089237 December 24, 2007

generous

being a godsend to people by giving them your house, meals, drinks, and ronpo everyday after school for multiple years. and letting people play the ball game

omar is not generous...he just gives gum and batteries

by mdavis907 September 27, 2007

Generous Texting

If a person begins to engage in the act of texting, while you are talking, over the phone. they will text slower and less noticeable in an attempt to not interrupt you. normally followed by a response from the texter interrupting the story.

Dude 1:Yo dude you'll never believe this, I was at me girlfriends the other day...
Dude 2:*generous texting* *click click click*
Dude 1:and...
Dude 2: *click click click*
Dude 1:we were sitting on the couch...
Dude 2:*click click click*
Dude 2: yea dude I know really.....
Dude 1:........

by MovieMajic December 13, 2009