GENETIC JACKHAMMER

(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.

With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.

by weave September 1, 2003

Genetic Dumpster

(n). A baby carriage; pram

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

by MattYouKnowWho August 4, 2009

Genetic Dead End

A homosexual who will not pass on his genetics to his offspring. Coined by Stephen Colbert, literally means a dead end for your family's genetics.

"Tyler told me he was gay; wait until his parents find out he's a genetic dead end.

by ToasterBoy15 July 3, 2011

genetic algorithm

A type of programming that incorporates the Darwinian theory of evolution by creating a large number of possible solutions to a problem randomly and creating "offspring" possibilities by combining certain traits randomly also randomly selecting certain solutions for termination based on their closeness to solving the problem (IE: survival of the most use full solutions) in addition the computer selects a number of solutions randomly and creates small "mutations" in their characteristics. the computer continues this process until the given criteria for an acceptable solution are met.

I hear that NASA has a new type of antenna that has a great range and low energy usage!
yeah they used a genetic algorithm to design it!

by crartonis June 27, 2006

genetic suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own genetic death via restraining from reproduction.

By not having children, you commit genetic suicide.

by A Legit Guy October 9, 2016

Genetic misfire

Someone that fucks up so much there very birth was a fuck up.

You're all a bunch of genetic misfires

by Fuckery 101 September 14, 2018

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006