Chocolate Gelato

chocolate gelato: this is when a homosapien eats an excessive amount of indian/mexican leading to an very nasty outcome of slopiness and sloppy excretion

Steven: Damn!
John: What bro
Stephen: That nasty bitch sharted it was chocolate gelato

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

Geritol Popper

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

by binydeamon March 23, 2009

Geritol Joe

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.

Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 6, 2021

1st West Gelston Kitchenette

To assert his power over his residents, said Resident Assistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. A kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a vagina talking to the man in power.

2. A room that gets locked for no reason

3. A wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.

(n) 1.

Authority: (To girls trying to enter the kitchen) Sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

Girls: Can we PLEASE use it!?!? We both have vaginas and will talk to you if you let us!

Authority: You shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

Man: So I accidentally 1st West Gelston Kitchenette'd my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn't put out...

(v) 3.

Brother 1: Dude... I don't want to do the dishes.... brother 2.... do them for me, or i'll beat you!

Brother 2: MOM!! Brother 1 is trying to 1st West Gelston Kitchenette me into doing his chores!

by 1st West Gelston Resident February 16, 2010

gelato

Amazingly good Italian ice cream that comes in many different wonderful flavors.

John: "This ice cream tastes really good!"
Max: "That's because it's not ice cream, it's gelato!"

by Ocean Girl May 30, 2008

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 23, 2006

Glitoris

Only glamorous people have them; responsible for feelings of artistic and sometimes sexual pleasure when stimulated. They sparkle and glitter like diamonds.

Lady Gaga has a glitoris.

by cjhazard March 27, 2010