gelzinger

a wank

I totally had a gelzinger last night

by ceceangel July 3, 2021

Gelingous

A plural version of "Geling", Geling is also a type of dance one does with a yellow monkey in Eastbay Asia.

Brooooo your "gelingous" collection is so awesome! I wanna suck them.

Damn my "Gelingous" are super small, I wish they were big like yours...

My "Gelingous" organs just busted, I am in great pain.

by Jeexus November 13, 2021

Gelding

A man who doesn't have any kids.

That boy should be on the gelding truck. He has no children.

by Jojo876 June 23, 2022

gelqing

The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length

Hey I just started gelqing, now my penis is really long!

by Erk!! February 6, 2024

Gelging

The act of wrapping your dick around your balls then shaking it vigorously until you cum

I was gelging yesterday and then it squirted out sideways

by thegelger March 4, 2024

gelting

When one cuts his penis in half to put it inside identical (male) twins.

“Tom, Tim, do you want to go gelting?

by bbcnuts March 17, 2024

GELKING

Doing karaoke with a live band that is good enough

Tonight I’m gelking at the bar with friends

by Fries60 April 17, 2024