gaygercounter

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).

Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.

by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

castle gazer

(n) Noun: A male who looks at another male's genitals.

"Dude, I was in the can during the 2nd intermission, and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total castle gazer!"

by bryska February 12, 2006

gaymer

a homosexual who enjoys video games, sometimes casually or sometimes hardcore.

Man, I totally pwned you on that last deathmatch- your icon is cute, are you a gaymer too?

by Electronicoffee March 17, 2007

gaybernet

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

peter gazer

generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"

oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"

by eighty-six December 26, 2008

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

gazerm

The spot between a person's belly button and their genital area. It covers the bladder.

Damn I have to piss so badly. My gazerm is killing me.

by s(O.o)s March 5, 2009