gastro pong

A controversial sex move in which a person inserts ping pong balls into their anus (gastro), and then shoots out said balls into the mouth of a willing participant (pong).

"I heard Mike enjoys a good same of gastro pong. I wouldn't share any drinks with him if I were you."

by Euro89 February 6, 2014

Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.

Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.

by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

gastrovascular

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.

"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011

Gastroporn

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.

The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn

by ben dyer April 23, 2006

gastrointestinal distress

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class

i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...

by drunk_ November 18, 2010

gayroute

A mode of travel geared towards the gay community worldwide.

As we took the gayroute towards a heavenly destination, we found the ultimate reason to travel.

by Globetrotting Traveller May 29, 2008

Gaytarou

Gaytarou is someone who can brighten up your day without having to say much, just Gaytarou's presence makes everyone's day nicer.

Says Yes and Oeuf alot

Person A: :(
Gaytarou: Oeuf
Person A: :)

by YesYesYesYES! October 20, 2019