Skip to main content

Sam Garlick

A person that literally no-one likes. He is a lurker among others and feeds on the sympathy of others. He does this by making himself feel bad and tries to make people feel guilty for him.
•Do you want to go to the cinema with Sam Garlick?
Hell no! He will scrape into our conversations.
by GriiT Shift November 9, 2019
mugGet the Sam Garlick mug.

garlick

1. garlick, n.
misspelling of garlic

2. garlicking, v.
the act of performing oral sex
will you bring me some garlick from the grocer's, please?

i garlicked my gf from the evening to the dawn
by LilBigJon February 19, 2009
mugGet the garlick mug.
Related Words

Gaylic

Cameron, stick your thumb in your Gaylic ass and go back to Ireland.
by Arturo September 21, 2005
mugGet the Gaylic mug.

Gaylock

Wizard #1. Are you going to see Harry Potter at the Gaylock Convention?
Wizard #2. Yep, I'm going back in time to bone a mastadon!
by drippindorf December 2, 2010
mugGet the Gaylock mug.

Gaynicking

I'm gaynicking so bad right now.
by Stars.abyss29 August 24, 2019
mugGet the Gaynicking mug.

Dirty Garlicking

A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
by tomstamos January 3, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Garlicking mug.

Gaelickme

1. How to properly proposition a Scottish or Irish member of the opposite sex.
2. A clever euphemism to describe the horribly filthy things you will do or would like to do with a Scottish or Irish person.
1. God, he is so gorgeous. Think he'd gaelickme?
2. Enough talk. Gaelickme already.
by Brought Hell April 28, 2010
mugGet the Gaelickme mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email