watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.

“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019

Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.

Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022

garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

Garden Spot High School

The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.

hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.

by blacklab43 January 2, 2012

Serangoon Garden secondary school

A school that is famous for its scandals and also stories of staff preying on students.
(Namely the principal and the Teacher CCA in charge of band)

John: Eh u heard of the school that the principal molest the student anot?
Ray: oh you mean Serangoon Garden Secondary School isit?
John: Yah he prey on the male students somemore
Ray: serious ah?

by JohnnyYes0123 August 20, 2021