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GavelWhacker

Noun - a person who 'judges' another unfairly.
Used when a person ridicules one for a silly act or for making a lighthearted comment (the ridicule-er would be the GavelWhacker).

- Because judges use gavels, making the judge a GavelWhacker, because he/she does the judging (the term GavelWhacker has nothing to do with what a gavel is used for, only who the gavel is used by).
Example 1:
James - *Making faces at random people while walking through the mall*

Jeff - Dude, you look like an idiot and you're attracting attention. Stop.

James - C'mon Jeff, stop being such a GavelWhacker!

Example 2:
Jimmie - "...That's when i told Jessica to get back in the kitchen!"

Jennifer - "You're an ass Jimmie."

Jimmie - "Oh Jennifer, you know i was kidding, don't be such a GavelWhacker."
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"Don't be such a gavelhand Gavin!" Courtney yelled.
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Gavel of Justice

A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.
She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.
by WolfMeister June 12, 2012
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judge's gavel

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.
My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.
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gavel

a small ceremonial mallet
MR. B: Well, I think this is a fine way to proceed. We all wish you the very best luck and now--let me have that gavel--I turn over this weighty gavel to you. If anybody misbehaves, you have your instrument at hand.

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Gaveled

1) Basically an off-spin of the term "hammered", used in most cases as a more subtle version of the word. Gaveled usually hints at a shorter time of being wasted than does "hammered" even though both are interchangeable. This word originated from the gavel that a judge uses/slams down on his pretty courtroom desk.

2) Also in reference to a judges gavel, this term also means to snap at someone with the intention of getting them to shut the hell up.
1) Yea so I went over to his place yesterday and we got completely gaveled.
2) I was just sitting there talking with my friends and when I made a reference to his mom, he stood up and gaveled me in front of everyone there.
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Garvel

Definitions:
1. "Garvel" (noun) - The sound Han Solo's TaunTaun makes as Han stops to look around the Hoth landscape in search of Luke Skywalker.

2. "to Garvel" (verb) - To seek comfort through cuddling with a loved one while experiencing cold or inclement weather.
Examples:
1. "Garvel, Garvel, Garvel"

2. "It was too cold for us to do anything but crawl under the covers and garvel."
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