Gastón

If you have this name, u won, represents the biggest dick in universe, you have lots of hoes, intelligence, drip, the best musical taste, people want to nerf you bc u are a walking W, U are good in everything.

you don't have to put any examples you know a Gastón when you see it

by Gastón 🧛🏿 November 21, 2021

Gaston Trailer Park

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010

Gaston Switch-a-rooh

This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."

Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

Gaston Dart Game

This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.

Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.

by hiemlich schlonge March 8, 2010

Gaston'd

When you put some pimp juice to any person place or thing you Gaston it. You essentially make something 20 times better. Just like Disney's Beauty and The Beast character Gaston: "No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston."

Carla: "That Mac and Cheese need something, girl."
Monica: Get's shredded cheese out of refrigerator and throws some on Mac and Cheese
Carla: "Now that is Gaston'd"

by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013

Gaston'd

In reference to Gaston, that egotistical fucker, from the Disney movie "beauty and the Beast".
What you say when someone exhibits extreme narcissism.

Did you see iznogoud2's post on the vesti?
Yeah, he Gaston'd that swagless bitch

by Some swagless ho June 13, 2009

Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010