gas or ass

Motorcycle riders know that if you go too slow in a tight turn you will fall off your bike.

If you even think about a U Turn in this parking lot it is going to be gas or ass.

by Bobcat Tommy September 14, 2012

ass gas

something pokemon will let you use as a nickname while "fart" is blocked

pokemon: would you like to nickname caught koffing?
you: yes
you: *types fart*
pokemon: you are not allowed to use that word
you: *types ass gas*
pokemon: ok, ass gas will be transfered to box 3

by who says I have a plan? August 18, 2020

Pussy-Ass gas leak

When a woman queefs in a man’s ass and then the man farts in her vagina at the same time making an ultimate vibration.

i had pussy-ass gas leak with my stepsister and she queefed so loud that ass checks are still vibrating

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023

GFA. Gas for Ass

A girl you’ve met on internet pretends to want to meet you for sex and games. But she need gas for her car which she much receive to be able to make the trip to see you. Send her the money on cash app or Venmo and you never see or hear from her again.

GFA. Gas for Ass She was Gas for Ass..I thought she was “the one” could have been the love of my life but she just turned out to be another GFA Gas for Ass Scammer. Probably a dude in his parents basement who stole photos of a pretty girl

by RJ Miller January 14, 2024

ass or gas

When one is giving another a ride they say "ass or gas". Ass being some type if sexual satisfaction and gas being gas money or gas. Most acceptable type of payment is ass.

It's either ass or gas Becky.

Dude, Becky paid with ass!

by JakesBigDick September 24, 2013

Ass for Gas

The act of using sex, either intercourse or fellatio, as a form of payment for getting a ride from someone

Hey Bryan, Tina is wanting a ride home from work, u think i should take her?
As long as she has the Ass for Gas why not, she is kinda cute.

by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018

gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006