Garner Senior High School

where everyone is either having or has had sex with everyone, their mom/dad, school teacher, and her sister, and where a new cheerleader carries on the tradition of sucking off the whole football team every year. Also where teachers frequently drink during class time. Best place to find the widest range of drugs to kill yourself with.

Great Students with High Standards for their sex partners, and drugs.

by GSHS alumni :( February 26, 2005

Garner pipe cleaner

When one thrower gets pissed off and shoves their shot/disc/javlin up another throwers ass

Well one day Dan was pissing me off so i gave him a Garner pipe cleaner

by Jake garner April 22, 2008

garner-bait

Young looking bird that Garner wants to poke with his tiny schlong!!!

Cor, look at that Garner-bait across the road (on a quad). She wants it big time!!

by Dirty pisshead February 26, 2005

garner-bait

A 12 or 13 year old girl, who looks to be sexually active.

Oh man, this middle school has some garner-bait.

by Dr. Wing January 13, 2005

Garner Mode

When a person is feeling extremely upset after a break up or bad rejection, he or she is in "Garner Mode"

"Man that girl I've been talking to left me for no reason, the same day I kissed her."
"Sounds like you're in Garner Mode."

by Mixmastermike September 1, 2013

garner pool

To manipulate external factors so as to virtually ensure one's own wager takes the grand prize.

AKA: pool pot, call the question, Koch-lloquialism.

That mofo been a thorn in my side and his boy pissin me off now too! Imma Garner Pool on his ass.

by BlackbirdD71-SRT-BigD/SOARs August 18, 2016

Garner Wiens

Hawt mf

ur mom garner wiens

by slay girlypops February 3, 2023