ethan garner

ethn is a name given to crackheads who have gotten rejected at least once in a primary school preferably catholic ones eg holy family. they also must be an australian scum with a huge obsession for fake animals that fight.

ethan garner is a twat

by not josh ok bye October 20, 2019

Tragic: The Garnering

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".

"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz

by Mathy Dunefarm February 18, 2009

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest women to ever walk this planet.

A: Hey dude thats the hottest woman ive ever seen!
B: I know thats Jennifer Garner.

by Arpi November 7, 2004

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest girls ever...
stars on a show called Alias.

The only reason people watch Alias is because of Jennifer Garner.

by Anonymous July 6, 2004

Ghetto Garner

the most ghetto school in Emerica

Kendall and Josh go to Ghetto Garner.

by Kendall Presidente September 24, 2006

Mary Garner

a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.

Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles

by MADTLINE September 26, 2010

Dirty Garner

A Dirty Garner is when you stuff you dick in peanut butter and then lick it off with any family member.

Hey anyone here want to have a dirty garner.

by Somebody living on planetEarth October 21, 2020