Gardenerd

Someone who is overenthusiastic and knowledgable about all things garden related.

Amelia is such a gardenerd. Why does she keep posting pictures of flowers on facebook?

by pseudopodonym April 24, 2011

The Gardener Emotion

Its an emotion where you are confused, horny and affectionate. Some may call it the quarantine emotion. It has nothing to do with the gardener it is just there for effect. But honestly who cant resist a sexy gardener.

Friend 1 “I think i caught the gardener emotion”
Friend 2 “I don't know if I can deal with that ”
Friend 1 “can you help me get rid of it”

by Bigbeanboy(sexy) April 20, 2020

uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006

Uphill gardener

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

woman:that bloke likes you mate
dude:Zomg hes an Uphill gardener

by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

uphill gardener

a Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner or, more simply, BumGay.

Man on man action.

'Look at Az the Spaz, what an uphill Gardener

by SirSandGoblin July 15, 2003

Downhill gardener

When a female takes a dive into another female’s love hole, this is known as downhill gardening.

Gertrude and Francis were rumoured to both be a downhill gardener. They were working so hard last night that they appeared to be in pain! The screams could be heard for miles!

by Ang-Lee January 23, 2021

Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010