Mr. Garcia

A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.

James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia

by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019

elison garcia

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .

im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia

by classmates ;) November 15, 2010

Luis Garcia

A football player born in Barcelona, Spain.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
Plays on the wing or as a striker.

Luis Garcia scored a great goal against Juventus.

by A-l-e-x September 30, 2005

Lauren Garcia

The most sexy, hot, voluptuous, piece of ass in the universe. She has wavy brown hair, tan skills, and freckles. She can take a dick. Nice tits and big ass.

No one compares to Lauren Garcia!

by Cornelius Norton August 22, 2012

gazzy garcia

The real name of Lil Pump, also known as the trapper of the century.

Wow! Lil Pump's real name is Gazzy Garcia?

by bgcharlieelcra February 14, 2018

Garcia

Insanely hot man, gets all the ladies. Also likes pickles. WIll most definitely drive you crazy but in a good way, very smart and funny. Could quite literally make everyone fall inlove with his goofy smile and pretty eyes.

Friend, " Is he as cool as Garcia?"
You, " Of course not,no on is cooler than garcia"

by potats May 28, 2022

Mikayla Garcia

funny, reasonable, and the best friend you could have.

Person 1: “Hey, have you met Mikayla?”
Person 2: “Mikayla Garcia?”
Person 1: “Yeah.”

Person 2: “Yes ofc! She’s my best friend!”

by Fyckyouh🤒 January 31, 2022