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garent

noun| A name for a stereotypical Millennial Soy Boy.

adj.| A person who acts like a Baby Boomer's depiction of a Millennial & lives off of Soy in their Starbucks coffee.
noun| "Garent wastes all his time writing on that blog of his, has he ever seen the sun?"

adj.| "God, our kids these days, always on their little phones. They don't know work ethic like us. I mean, mine is acting like such a Garent!"
by Big Mistake Bud May 8, 2018
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garmento

A guy who is more of a clothes horse than the wife or girlfriend.
Greg's bursting closets full of clothes and shoes prove he's a garmento!
by Only 10 Hangers April 18, 2012
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[garmentronical]

Simply put: a garment is totally garmentronical when it is a piece of fashion that is good & makes you happy and/or inspired. A must-have piece of fashion.

A fashionable garment.

Pronounced GAR-men-TRONical

Likewise, the words garmentastical, or garmentacular, can be substituted as well. These share the same definition.
"For your birthday Miss Sandra D, if you could choose any one of my fashion designs, which do you feel is most garmentronical???
by DEMENTA June 14, 2010
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garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵
" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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Garenteeded

A mock originating due to the Dairy Queen tradition where they flip your Blizzard upside down for a quick second before serving it to you, showing that it's really thick ice cream. Intended to use when your blizzard is already melted.
Me: *holds up upside down, trying not to laugh*
"It doesn't fall out, garenteeded-"
*melted blizzard plops onto table*
by mikisucc August 20, 2016
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garenticity

The undefying reassurance of garen. Garen flipflops and wrist watch.
How much garenticity do you have left ? ....at least a half batch natch?
by Garen hymself December 28, 2018
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Garment Watch

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.
Whenever I’m in public I play Garment Watch
by Jerry Red July 5, 2023
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