garent

noun| A name for a stereotypical Millennial Soy Boy.

adj.| A person who acts like a Baby Boomer's depiction of a Millennial & lives off of Soy in their Starbucks coffee.

noun| "Garent wastes all his time writing on that blog of his, has he ever seen the sun?"

adj.| "God, our kids these days, always on their little phones. They don't know work ethic like us. I mean, mine is acting like such a Garent!"

garent by Big Mistake Bud May 8, 2018

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Garnt

Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant

Gigguks name can't be Garnt, you obviously mean Grant

Garnt by Anonymous_Degenerate April 14, 2021

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Garnet

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom

"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"

Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

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Gareth Bridges

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.

Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.

Gareth Bridges by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009