garfingle

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.

Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.

by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012

garfinkle

A word used to describe the word Jew.

An example of Garfinkle could be determined as a Big Gook, or else used as a Jew. For example teddy is a big Jew, Or Teddy is a garfinkle

by Alex fgsdfg f May 29, 2005

Gazinkle

when a guy jizzes and its sparkly

we were making christmas stockings on the bed before we started fooling around, and then he gazinkled

by britt & tiff May 13, 2010

Garzunkle

something that is messy, bothersome, or annoying

He's such a garzunkling man
What a Garzunkle!

by GraceAndMarissa April 29, 2011

garbicle

A garbage article or literary article characterized by its garbage-like qualities.

It was a sensationalized garbicle that emotionally biased the public in favor of the political views of the news company.

by Whillip August 31, 2013

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003