Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.
No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.
by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021
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If you see a classmate coughing their lungs up, stay away! They just might have the Gainesville Plague.
by Martstet November 2, 2021
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by Tucker Atticus October 25, 2009
Get the Gainesville Gator Roll mug.Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 29, 2021
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by samashly12 April 12, 2011
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