Yeah, so I was watching GTL last night and all he did was rant about Obama, putting the word "fact" in his speech for effect and holding the Constitution like he wrote it. I looked up what he was talking about, not on his website of course, and what i found was GTL at his finest once again, caught in another lie.
by OGTL1 October 5, 2010
Get the GTLmug. GTL....The Southern Redneck version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore.
Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.
Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.
by Garrett G2. April 16, 2011
Get the GTLmug. Typically known as the acronym for gym, tan, laundry now has a new meaning, Guido Tan Lotion, which is what you apply to the skin before the tanning process of a GTL to obtain that orange, extra crispy, guido doosh look you've been striving for.
by ThatNakedGuy August 28, 2010
Get the GTLmug. 
Get the GTLmug. Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.
Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.
by parkca01 November 22, 2010
Get the GTLmug. Gym, Tan, Lunch
as coined by Betty White on her show "Off Their Rockers"
Because Betty White doesn't do her own laundry.
as coined by Betty White on her show "Off Their Rockers"
Because Betty White doesn't do her own laundry.
Betty White says the secret to a long life is GTL. Lunch is now the most important meal of the day. Because Betty White says so.
WWBWD?
WWBWD?
by Beastie1212 October 18, 2012
Get the GTLmug. by n-chan October 8, 2009
Get the gtlmug.