Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

got bruce lee on his ass

to beat the hell out of some one, to get real angry at someone. go midevil on his ass

old Karl seen Jeremy the other day and "got Bruce Lee on his ass"

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked]

Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth

person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez

by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

Now I got some serious Assues

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.

Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.

by vikchop June 19, 2010

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

GotAss

(Got-Ass)

Verb

A phrase referring to the especially rare occasion in which the random word button is pressed on the Urban Dictionary webpage, and the user is greeted by the word "Ass".

"Dude, GotAss"

by TheOfficialUncle🅱oneless December 6, 2016