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Goldeen

The act of applying a handful of Gold Bond Foot powder mixed with a small dash of Listerine Mouthwash, swished around in one's hand til slightly dissolved to one's crotch. Hurts like a mofo at first, but cools down to be refreshingly sensational. Addicting

The word also applies to the mixture itself
Dude, I just had my first goldeen and it burns so baddd
by TheHighISEPIC August 17, 2010
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The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.
by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
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godley

To meander down a hallway and purposely brush against a female coworkers chest.
I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.
by Viejo August 8, 2007
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Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.
Godley, Texas is so terrible
by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018
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Godliesm

The practice of being a god. One may follow this philosophy if they are godly. Also, the system of being the godliest if anyone in a given discipline.
“Practicing godliesm makes perfect

“Who knew godliesm was a system?”
by JohnGLenny October 26, 2020
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godheejin

The religion godheejin
- Do you believe in godheejin ?
- Yes ! i do what about you ?
- Yes !
by iheejin December 25, 2020
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Godless woman

A hoe with no god and betrays there friends.
Mad hypocritical

A bitch that gives toothy head
I hooked up with a girl last night she a godless woman she said it was smaller than expected
by Boatsandhoess November 24, 2021
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