global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Global Warming

a gradual increase in the overall temperature of the earth's atmosphere generally attributed to the greenhouse effect caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide, CFCs, and other pollutants. Also, some dipshits think this is fake, it's not, it's as real as your mom.

Anti-Science Boi: Oh hi! Seen the news?
Bobby: Yeah, global warming sucks
Anti-Science Gay-Lord: gLoBaL wArMinG fAkE!111!!

by gay-star-lord July 20, 2021

Global warming

It sounds good, and for that reason some people are going to try and make a lot of money off it.

As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Global warming

An observed increase in the global average temperatures; especially an increase in temperature sufficient to cause climate change

Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years

We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn

by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024