Cardinal gibbons

one straight ass school ...sometimes called a drug school shit football team but every other sport is good located in fort lauderdale

"where do u go?"
"i go to cardinal gibbons..."
"o so your gay?"
-guy gets hit in the face-

by cardinalgibbonsfl May 2, 2011

Gibboism

The painful to hear, art of expressing a shit joke. Specifically a poor attempt at a pun.

Jon - "Why are you making a sheep out of matchsticks?"

Steve - "Wooden Ewe like to know."

Jon - "FFS. That's such a Gibboism."

by funkygibster May 20, 2013

cardinal gibbons

Probably the realest school in Raleigh.
We know how to rock polos and project pat at the same time. Many Hot girls.
-4 Wachovia Cups

Ravenscroft is punks.

#77 A fat defensive lineman(from Ravenscroft), who got run over by the Gibbons Football Rushing attack, as evidant by our 300 yards rushing.

by tony yayo February 15, 2005

Bruce Robert Gibbons

The ugliest name a man can have, ever.

Person 1: Do you know the ugliest name ever?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Bruce Robert Gibbons

(laughter)

by Charmouche March 13, 2017

gibbons

Another name for the illicate and recreational party drug exctasy. most commonly taken by ladsy faggots who enjoy servicing their jetskis after school and enjoy the company of men.

Lad: Trueeeee my jetski just blew its 5 gauge.
Lass: Oh devooo, id suck your dick if you were not a lad and enjoyed taking fellow lads from the rear.
Lad: True you do call me gay you fucking dardi. fuck this im gonna drop some gibbons.
Lass: devastated

by Ladington September 20, 2006

gibbous

to be of scandal; when you're showing a lot but not too much; being provocative; classy yet trashy

Look at that gibbous bitch over there.

This lace makes me feel a little gibbous...

by cristozombie March 2, 2015

cardinal gibbons

1) a catholic school between Raleigh and Cary, North Carolina, full of people who spend all day trying to hype their own school on urban dictionary while simultaneously talking shit about other schools.

2) a preppy, white school which sucks at sports (primarily basketball and football) and academics. A school so god awful academically, that anyone who hopes to go anywhere other than community college would rather go to public school. It's only saving grace is that it has some pretty good looking girls.

...by the way "reclassifying" isn't cheating, Gibbons people do it too.

to see just how gay gibbons kids are, search "ravenscroft", "Cardinal Gibbons" or any other triangle area school. Its pretty obvious, Gibbons sucks.

by balls&icewater March 24, 2008