gumph

Gusto.
Used to describe the ability to easily deflect an assault(physically or verbal) and make a counter.

iOuch, that must've hurt... No, wait! Without even breaking a sweat, he dodged the punch and got a wrist-lock on his opponent. That boy sure got gumph!/i

by Nocturne July 28, 2003

gemph

Messy stuff; litter; rubbish

In television, TV director says

"Get that gemph out of the back of my shot"

by GIANQ July 17, 2006

Gumphumper

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.

Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

Gimphole

one who behaves like a total gimp all the time

that ashley, she is a right gimphole. lets steal her smot

by letspokesmot October 15, 2007

GFPH factor

n. General Female Population Hotness scale.

A number used to sum up the average hotness level of all the girls at a particular school. A score of 10 means that 10 out of every 10 girls will be hot. A score of 0 would likewise mean that 0 out of every 10 girls will be hot. This number can be decided by gathering a group of friends together, looking in a school's yearbook at all the girls in the same grade as the group and older, and rating each girl from 0 to 10. One must record all ratings down on a sheet of paper, and then find the mean of the group of numbers. The resulting number will be the GFPH factor.

"My school's GFPH factor is about a 2... I wanna transfer to Dunham."

by Fnar December 28, 2004

gomphrena

the skin between the dick and the asshole.

I wanted to get my guy off, so I had to lick his gomphrena.

by chrEO October 8, 2008

GUMPH

A fooslish person, an idiot; no nonsense.

A load of old Gumph.

He is a lovesick Gumph.
As Forest Gump said, "I got shot in the buttocks!"

by FLORENCE GUMPH September 14, 2016