Geometry

An idiotic class with no real point. The Pythagorean Theorem is a very good example. You know, A squared plus B squared equals SUCKS.

Geometry is often taught by ugly old men with gray hair.

by Kitkatbar November 4, 2007

geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.

1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.

by bill November 19, 2002

geometry

the most awful class you will ever take. it's so pointless, there is no use for it in the real world. it is basically torture and it's guarenteed to bring down your beloved GPA. even if you were great in algebra, it's still very easy to fail this miserable class.

I'm failing geometry!

by omg i hate geometry January 2, 2008

Geometry

The result of mathematicians being bored as shit so they create worthless stuff like postulates and theorems and fucking horrible proofs that are meant to fail the fuck out of high school students.

Fuck.
I have a geometry test that decides whether I pass the class or not.
Fuck.

by Opinionated Webster July 13, 2016

Geometry

A tool to torture kids mentally and physically. Most useless thing to learn. Has no use at all even though teachers say it does. Can be replaced with logic class if teachers want us to learn about reasoning and proof. Not even math. Only way for a homeless guy to get a job. Almost 99% of homeless people in the world are Geometry experts because they have no dignity learning geometry.

Start of school*

Hey kids welcome to geometry!

Me: Why do we learn geometry?

Teacher: because it teaches us to think before we believe something!

Me: then what is all the math for?

Teacher: some questions can't be answered.

me: and what is the reason for that?

teacher: STFU

Me: *whispers* stupid geometry and teachers.

by LordBobiscuis May 3, 2016

Geometry

A kind term for water-boarding at school.

Today in geometry my teacher held my face underwater like I was at gitmo.

by Ffyluf May 11, 2010

Geometry

The dumbest freaking class you'll ever have to take in high school. And trust me, it is highly unlikely that you'll ever need it in life. They teach kids how to find the area of a regular polygon or solve a stupid proof, but not how to balance a budget, or find a job, or how to correctly speak English or anything really useful. That seems like a great idea.

Geometry sucks.
it's so bad, there is no good example I can come up with.

by miadarrigo99 April 16, 2015