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garsping

To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.
Mathew was absolutely garsping for a pint on his arrival in Dublin.
by garspingman April 24, 2015
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le gasp

1. Popular internet expression used for feigning shock.
2. Internet expression for expressing shock while trying to be more French.
3. On some internet forums, a random two words to bring up your post count.
3) Le gasp!

1) "Omg,lyk teh noob gawt pwned" "Le gasp."

2) Did you know the new HP book is out? Le gasp!
by Cyris Mustang October 16, 2005
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Gaysplosion

Gaysplosions are a naturally occurring phenomnon that occurrs around internet forums whenever the words 'Gay Rights' are used in a sentence.

They occur like crop circles and are naturally populated by large groups of people wearing big floppy clown shoes and debating about shit they have no idea about.
Ellen posted on my web forum and started a gaysplosion. All these douche bags started talking about genetics and shit and began wearing clown shoes. It was shit yo.
by Lord Deathtime June 28, 2010
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gayspicious

to suspect someone is gay before they have come out of the closet
I'm gayspicious of any guy that wears that much pink.
by i'msoclever March 6, 2010
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Gaspalicious

--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words
After seeing Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' paintings I was gaspalicious
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!
by lostexplorer June 4, 2009
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Gasperger's

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.
-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-
by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010
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Gaspergoo

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips
Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!
by Suka may korncob May 29, 2019
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