Gart

a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.

Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!

by gertfert February 28, 2011

Gart

A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.

"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."

by GartLuver123 May 5, 2010

gart

A gaseous emittance (related to a fart) that has been heavily dosed with large amounts of garlic ingested the previous evening (commonly along with toxic amounts of alcohol).

God damn Miguel, one more gart and we can open a pizzeria!

by xrad2 April 6, 2008

Gart

Substitute this for any particular curse word...preferably the "F" word

"Gart!"

"Gart you!"

"Dude, he garted all over the place"

"Gart off!"

"Gart stick!"

"Gart on it"

by Charles C. October 3, 2007

gart

Exclamation of joy, similar to 'Huzzah!'

Hooray!

by Norbo September 29, 2003

Anal Garts

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play

"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"

by Pandertroll August 29, 2012

pulling a gart

To disappear and show up again

Jim “Do you know what happened to Adam?”
Sarah “I heard he’s pulling a gart”

by papiflatfoot November 8, 2020