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Gabagool goon

Whilst having rough intercourse and speaking fucking horseshit made up Italian to your respected lover then crying whilst listening to a song you never once heard in your fucking life but claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you’re a fucking spanner that thinks their Italian cause you didn’t cut your spaghetti when cooking it once
“Yes I’ll be having a good gabagool goon with the Mrs tonight as my youngest landed at tomato town last night really brought out my inner Italian”
Gabagool goon by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gabagool goon

The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half
Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night
Gabagool goon by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gabagool goon

The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half
Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night
Gabagool goon by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Manifest Gabagool 

The belief that humans were destined by Gabagool to Gabagool all the way to the Gabagool
Gabagool 1: You gabagool how we gabagooled on the gabagool in the gabagool era of manifest gabagool?
Gabagool 2: Gabagool fr
Manifest Gabagool by JustFoxMC March 3, 2023

Gàbagooíé 

1. When someone uses a faux Italian phrase or saying, something made in another country with the false pretenses it its Italian/Roman in origins.
2. A Catch all phrase for replacing Italian Words you are unsure of/ A satirical phrase for unknown Italian words
3. Whenever you get excited about something remotely related to Italy
Ex. 1: Antonio: Man, my cousin in America says they put white sauce on Pasta
Filippo : Sounds like a bunch of Gàbagooíé to me
Ex. 2: Jerry: What kind of import car did he get?
Anzar: One of the Romero Gàbagooíés I think
Ex. 3: Mark: I got us some pizza from Papa Guido's
Erick: Gàbagooíé!
Gàbagooíé by GamerSam July 22, 2021

Gabbagool 

Gabbagool is Italian dialect for Capicola- A dried smoked salami made from pork shoulder and peppery spices.
Yo waitress, let me get a gabbagool on rye bread with dark mustard.
Gabbagool by WilliamMarley October 28, 2013